We finally relaxed
Half the fun was gone because I was always thinking about the mattress. Not anymore. This changed the whole mood.
4.8/58,000+ couples
Waterproof Intimacy Blanket
A soft, cozy throw that happens to be completely waterproof. Lay it down and be as spontaneous as you want, oils and wetness and all, then toss it in the wash. The sheets never know.
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- 100% waterproof base
- Soft, cozy minky top
- Machine washable
- Protects your mattress
- Looks like a normal throw
- Suitable for any mess
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Selling fast. Our best-selling colors go quickly. Grab yours while it is in stock.
THE REAL REASON YOU HOLD BACK
It is hard to let go when part of you is worrying about the sheets.
Oils, wetness, that glass of wine on the nightstand. After a certain age you have cleaned up enough to know the mood does not survive it. So you stay careful. Careful is the opposite of close.
This is permission to stop being careful.
HOW IT WORKS
Waterproof underneath. Soft as a blanket on top.
One side is a plush, cozy throw you would happily nap under. The other is a hidden waterproof barrier that stops oils, spills, and wetness from ever reaching your mattress. Spread it out, enjoy the night, then throw the whole thing in the wash. No bunching, no plastic crinkle, no cleanup.
- Plush minky top, waterproof base
- Stops oils, wetness, and spills
- Machine washable, tumble dry
- Generous 50 by 80 inches
WHY IT STAYS ON THE BED
Four reasons couples swear by it.
Nothing gets through
A true waterproof barrier keeps your mattress and sheets bone dry, every time.
Cozy, not clinical
It feels like a soft throw, not a hospital pad. You will actually want it on the bed.
Wash and repeat
The whole blanket goes in the machine. Clean in minutes, ready for next time.
Hides in plain sight
Folded at the foot of the bed, it looks like decor. Only you know its real job.
What couples tell us.
Real notes from couples who added it to their order.
Soft, not crinkly
I expected a plasticky sheet. It is a genuinely soft blanket. You would never guess it is waterproof.
Machine washable is everything
Toss it in, done. No scrubbing, no drama. That alone is worth it.
Great for more than the obvious
We use it for oils and massage nights too. Protects everything and washes clean.
Looks like a throw
It sits folded on the bed and nobody blinks. Discreet and actually pretty.
Menopause nights, sorted
Night sweats used to soak the sheets. This has been a quiet lifesaver in more ways than one.
Bigger than I expected
Covers the whole bed with room to spare. Both of us fit easily.
Bought the second color
Liked the brown so much we got the grey for the guest room. Says it all.
STOP BEING CAREFUL
Be spontaneous. Let the blanket worry about the mess.
It ships in a plain box, feels like a soft throw, and protects everything underneath. Enjoy the night, wash it in the morning. If it is not for you, send it back within 90 days.
Free Discreet Shipping
90-Day Money Back
Machine Washable
Ships from USA
Plain, unmarked box. Nobody needs to know but you.
Questions, answered.
The base is a true waterproof barrier. Oils, wetness, and spills stay on top and never reach your mattress.
No. The top is a soft, plush minky throw. The waterproof layer is hidden underneath, so it feels like a normal blanket.
A generous 50 by 80 inches, enough to cover the bed with room for two.
Yes. The whole blanket is machine washable and tumble dries quickly.
Brown and grey, both designed to look like an everyday throw.
You are covered by our 90-day money-back guarantee. Send it back for a full refund.
